perfectionalizationalist

n. a perfectionist who perfectionalizes to the extent that that they earn three suffixes

Person 1: "Me and you can go out later."
Person 2: "It's 'You and I'."
Person 3: "Bah, you're such a perfectionalizationalist.

Aspire mi mono

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"

1. Aspire mi mono, puta.

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nevertimes

n. Times that never were.

Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn't."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."

antisocialite

(n) A person who defies fashion and trendiness passively, by just being an individual.

The polar opposite of a socialite.

Not to be confused with an antisocial, antisocialites do not shun socializing, but rather avoid using it as a lifestyle (as socialites do).

Also not to be confused with a nonconformist, who purposely does the opposite of anything they deem to be "in" at a given time.

Example:
If you just have to get that new Louis Vuitton handbag with built in poodle carrier, you're a socialite.

If you hate the world and everything in it, and are too lazy to do more than bitch about it, you are a nonconformist.

If you just don't give a fuck, you're an antisocialite.

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glukup

n. an onomatopoeia, the sound of a thick fluid slowly moving from its point of origin to its destination as determined by gravity

1. "This ketchup won't glukup."

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synonant

n. A word that is similar to another, but means the opposite.

"Nevertimes" is a synonant.

chunjs

A purposeful mispelling of the word "chunks".

In the MMORPG Aspereta, the player Xain made a typo once and accidentally said, "I 'm so fat, I have chunjs on my legs" instead of "I'm so fat, I have chunks on my legs". He began to use "chunjs" instead of "chunks", and soon the entire game was saying it even though they didn't know where it came from.

1. Damn, I'm so fat I got chunjs on my legs.
2. How would you like some of my chunjs in your face, bitch?
3. Would you like some chunjs with that?

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