Teak

1. A type of wood that can be used to make various items.

2. A name for a girl. Not very common but it is used out there somewhere...

1. Guy- Check out this cool chair I made!
Guy 2- Cool! What's it made of? oak?
Guy-No man, this is pure teak!

2. Guy- Check out Teak over there! She's so hott!
Guy 2-Yeah she is! Hey, maybe she'd like your teak chair!

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Veyla

1. Someone who is basically a loser
2. A female version of Napolian Dynamite
3. Very socially awkward in every situation
4. Like's to ruin interviews

1. Wow Veyla...you're a loser.
2. "I love tater tots sooo much!"-Veyla

"You are the definition of Napolian Dynamite"-Random kid
3."...and I said, that's not a Saint Bernard, that's my Grandmother!" says kid to a group of friends.

"HAHAHA! You're so funny! I think I love you..."-Veyla

Kids slowly walk away not making eye contact with her.
4. "So tell me about your job?"-Interviewer

"Hahaha! It says 69! That's kinda really great!"-Veyla looking at something that says 69.

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Deadly

1. An Irish term for cool or awesome!

2. When something could kill you or is risky.

1. Irish Guy- Last night I went to a party! It was deadly man!

2. Guy-I saw a show on TV and some guy was gonna try bungie jumping with dental floss! It was sooo cool! I want to try!

Guy 2- Are you crazy! That's deadly!

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ur mom

The way people spell your mom when texting or IMing.

A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..

This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.

1. Guy-Dude! You're so stupid!
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!

2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!

3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.

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