googled

To do an internet search on someone/ something.

How do you know all of this about Spiderman? I googled him.

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kinfolk

The relatives of an inbred.

"I reckon that as it's your tenth birthday, Jodie Ann, I should tell yee a few thangs about who lives here with us, cousin Billy Bob here is your kinfolk, IN FACT, he's your brother, uncle, and husband too."

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Lissie

lissie is like the greatest girl I know. She's always been there for me. seriously, if anyone thinks differently, than you've got problems.

she totally saved me from getting used by my hot ex.

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air five

Air five is a high five through a long distance, usually used when speaking on the phone or writing emails

OOOH good one, air five!

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morganism

Superior organism, the short form of 'more than an organism'. A shining beacon of masculinity, an inspiration to all and fantasy for many

Morgan is a morganism beyond compare

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Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling

I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.

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Tipples

Titty nipples.

My tipples are rock hard in this cold weather.

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