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In Texas Hold 'Em, having a pair of Jacks as your hole cards.
I was weary of going all-in with my fishhooks.
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Bloviate is closely associated with U.S. President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."
After five years as president and thirty years as a political figure, this colossal oaf is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.
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to have your employment terminated, to be fired
Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.
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In Texas Hold-em, the act of playing recklessly after losing a big pot.
Jim was obviously steaming, going all-in with seven duce off suit after losing ten grand on that last hand.
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A shit so immense that a single flush is insufficient to fully clear the bowl, therefore requiring one to flush the toilet twice.
A crap so massive that it requires two flushes to cleanse the throne.
Whew! That double flusher wore me out! Red beans and rice do it to me every time.
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Someone you have casual sex with, but have absolutely no respect for.
"What's up with you and Pamela?"
"That bitch? She's nothin' but a bang piece."
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A super chill tune by The Beastie Boys. Track 20 and the last track on the album "Check Your Head".
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Namaste
A butterfly floats on the breeze of a sun lit day
As I feel this reality gently fade away
Riding on a thought to see where it's from
Gliding through a memory of a time yet to come
Smoke paints the air
Swirling images through my mind
Like a whirlpool spin beginning to unwind
And I stand at the edge cautiously awaiting
As time slips by
Carefully navigating by the stars in the sky
And I sit
And I think to myself
And on the horizon the sun light begins to climb
And it seems like it's been so long since he shined
But I'm sure it was only yesterday
A cold chill of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
To my mind I brought the image of light
And I expanded out of it
My fear was just a shadow
And then I voice spoke in my head
And she said dark is not the opposite of light
It's the absence of light
And I thought to myself
She knows what she's talking about
And for a moment I knew
What it was all about.
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