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Molliphant

A standard elephant sporting a mohawk

Hey, look at that molliphant

by mrteacher May 17, 2010


Justiflyer

An opinionated but misinformed person who erroneously seeks to solve complex problems with overly simplified ‘silver bullet’ answers.

Someone who “flys in” to a complex problem by saying “just do this” and then “flys out” of it without any regard for detail, execution, or practical constraints.

Here comes another justiflyer who thinks we can solve climate change by having everyone ride a bicycle.

by mrteacher November 12, 2019


Darwin Document

An always evolving, breathing, editable and constantly changing document.

Jenny: Oh hey, is that the final version of the tech spec?

Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.

Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?

Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.

by mrteacher July 18, 2013


Finland

Finns love sports, they are just not very good at it, at least in sports precticed by any other country then themselves.

More than anything, they wish they would beat Sweden in hockey in a game that would mean anything...

Finland - Sweden 5-6 (World Cup 2003, Quarter finals, Hartwall arena, Helsinki... and Sweden was down 5-1)

Sweden - Finlad 3-2 (Olympic games 2006, Final)

Sweden - Finland WC-final... oh, yeah... Finland didn't make it and Sweden won again

by mrteacher December 25, 2009

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Transplaining

When a transgender person (generally who was previously male and has transitioned or is in the process of transitioning) continues to exhibit "mansplaining" behaviour, but not longer associates with that gender.

"OMG I was just showing them my makeup routine, and they started transplaining to me about why I shouldn't be using that foundation for my skin."

by mrteacher November 26, 2020

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Jic Jac

A just-in-case jacket. The kind you take when you're not certain what the weather outside will be like

"Hey, what's it like outside today?"

"not sure, better bring a jic jac"

by mrteacher January 22, 2013