i just lost

Said when someone remembers the game, loses, and wants to take down any nearby players with them.

Linda: Can you actively try not to think about polar bears?
Rupert: What?
Linda: Like, actively try not to think of them?
Rupert: Oh damn, I just lost
Linda: Wha? Oh, arse, now I have too!

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pomomofo

Combination of pomo and mofo meaning bad ass individual with a différance habit.

Slavoj Žižek is one pomomofo.

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eyes

contact lenses

- I can't read it, I haven't got my eyes in

- Come to bed
- Ok, just let me take my eyes out

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on the trot

Consecutively.

Tends to emphasize the impressiveness of such a concatenation.

He ate four hamburgers on the trot.

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played myself

Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.

The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

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