Desk Diving

Diving under a co-workers desk in order to partake in various carnal acts.

"Melanie and I started out with a very professional meeting to discuss this quarter's earnings. But, she looked so damn hot, I ended up desk diving her."

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eSlut

Person who in an attempt to get online props, whores themselves out at every given opportunity.

she's always gagging for attention and is a total eSlut in an attempt to get it

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emwr

Early Morning Walk Report. Twitter/Blog/Flickr page concerning what you did on your early morning walk.

emwr: noticed a spy cam atop pretty building on buena vista terrace. must remember to wave every day. or, train dogs to poop within view.