DM

Dance Mania; game that is too good

Lets go and play DM together

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Mom

Another way of writing 'mum'. A woman who screams at you all day and night for not doing your chores (and the woman is not your wife)

Mom, stop screaming at me!

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Granny

Another way of saying grandma/grandmother. The old woman who lives wif you and the only good thing comming out of her was your mum... and up until now you still can't figure out if that was a good thing or not...

Shut up grandma i heard you the first time.

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One eyed Snake

The long object between the male's legs. The long is usually the better

Shit that one eyes snake is long!

God Go the Snake!!! *moans*

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Friends Forever

Something that doesn't exist

She said friends forever before... but now we hate each other's guts with passion

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PMS

The reason why a girl is in a really bad mood or upset. <<< guy's definition and it's WRONG!!!

Girl: Shut up Mike, why do you have to be such a dick?
Mike: Do you have PMS or something?
Girl: Dammit! Forget i even asked!
Mike: It's PMS isn't it?
Girl: No you fucking loser!

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Heartbroken

The feeling you get after you realise there is no real love in the world... at least not for you anywayz

I was heartbroken after i found out he was only using me...

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