wonder child

A child who has never been banned from anything, or has never done anything bad.

Person 1: Damn, I just got banned from eating cheese
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Im so perfect that I havnt been banned from anything ever!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn, I just stole from my mother
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Ive never done anything bad, EVER!!!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn that person 2 person is a freaking wonder child, I need to go cry to my therapist

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Therapist

1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"

Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

Friend:

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