russian george

One who isn't even worth being a tool.

George, you have absolutely no use to me, go away.

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8========D

What do you think this is?

Hey, go suck a 8========D you bitch!!!! Add some jizz to it!!! 8========D~~~~~~~~~~ <--- "~~~" is jizz!!!

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8======

A penis with no head.

Yo, she bit my dick while giving me head, my dick looks like this now: 8=========

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The Pleasure Zone

You call that an acting career?

"ITS THE PLEASAAA ZOOONNNEEE!!!!" - what a fag.

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Wammy Ass Taddleshpank

When Telemundo makes out with the Wamp Ass Jape and gets herpes.

Aw man, TMJ = TOO MUCH JOE.

WAMMY ASS TADDLESHPANK

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VED

Acronym for: Violent Explosive Diarrhea

A 23-year-old man develops violent explosive diarrhea (VED), watery with blood, fecal leukocytes, and mucus approximately 3 days after eating chicken that was improperly cooked. Comma-shaped organisms were found in the fecal smear along with red blood cells and leukocytes. Which of the following pathogens is the most likely cause of these symptoms?

A. Campylobacter jejuni
B. Enterotoxigenic E. coli
C. Shigella sonnei
D. Staphylococcus aureus
E. Vibrio cholera

The correct answer is A.

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dead zone

Any geographical area that lacks cell phone service, or has very poor reception.

"I should not have signed up for Voice Stream because their service sucks shit in the East Coast. They have so many dead zones in their so called "Coverage Area"."

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