shmidy fape

the purest form of fapedom

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The tammyjape's got the ultimate shmidy fape!

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small talk

When you come across that person you haven't seen in a while, but you really have no close connection with them anyways. But you know... you don't want to be rude and just walk right past them... so then it turns to a complete bullshitting session between you and this aquiantence.

Example conversation:

"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."

"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"

Example of small talk:

"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."

"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"

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Dago tag

Those stupid tags that dago's like to put on the back of their car, contains the colors from the Italian flag.

Passenger: "Oh, I wonder who's in that car ahead of us."

Driver: "Well, he's got a dago tag on his rear, so he's definatly a dago."

Passenger: "Oh yeah, stupid dago tags."

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Chang Disorder

When Chang goes "ERRMMMM!!!!! WRRRHHHMMM!!!! ERRRRMMMMMM!!!!" often followed by closed fist pounding of the lap.

Person A: Dude, would you quit coughing so hard, or are you trying to clear your throat?

Chang: No. I just have a small case of Chang Disorder.

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tammystyle

the amount of 'tammy' one posesses

Wamp: Hey, why doesn't Pat ever go out?
Jape: It's because he's got no 'tammystyle'.
Shpep: Tamp Ass Jammyshmanks

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8======

A penis with no head.

Yo, she bit my dick while giving me head, my dick looks like this now: 8=========

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weirdo-meter

An ometer of big cock.

Look, Bungalow Bill's a fag!


And he eats babies.

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