mute button

a botton on the telephones in the call center, primarily used to call someone a word or phrase containg profanity

bill: (whispers aside) im gonna hit the mute button.
tom: i need you to fix my cable, now hurry up and do your job
bill: f%#* you you donkey f%#*ing fag

i split my sides

when something that is humorous or witty someone may say "i split my sides" refering to them laughing very hard

tim: whats 300 pounds, lives in the attic, only eats pizza and only drinks beer?
john: i dont know, what?
tim: you
barry: i split my sides

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