DHL

DHL Worldwide Express.

Some people claim that the letters in this stand for Dalsey, Hillblom and Lynn (the founders) but in reality it stands for Deliverin' Hawt Loot.

John: Shit man. I gotz a package from DHL Worldwide Express. Themz niggaz sho' deliva some hawt loot.
Eric: Ummm....dude...you're white.

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Turtle

"Slangwiiiiiiiesh" term fo "pot". Ooooooohuaaaaaaaaaaaa!

E-feezie: "I'm off dat turttle."
Hommie: what?
Fonzerelli: You know, inndoh.
Homie#? Oh, but turtle?.
E-fotywhata: Yeah because it's green and makes you move slow!

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metric bitch

a very large bitch; a unit of measurement defining an extremely large bitch; larger than an english bitch; a bitch that weighs a ton.

That chick is a metric bitch.

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dundee test

A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.

My mate: "I really fancy that Hilary Swank"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"

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half mexican

A person having one half of the qualities of a mexican and another half of the qualities of something you just can't even imagine. A half mexican will steal your wife, your dog, your sneakers, and your watch. He won't care if you loved your wife or your dog or your sneakers or your watch.

Watch out for 'dat guy, he's half mexican.

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Wonder Woman

verb transitive, to dress up like Linda Carter in the famed wonder woman television series sporting a golden lariat and tie ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.

noun, the act of dressing up like Linda Carter in teh famed wonder woman televisino series sporting a golden lariat and tieing ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.

Hey Gladice, I wonder womaned jimmy last night.

No way Sylvia, why? I thought you didn't like jimmy.

Some lady paid me 500 bucks.

Is that the going rate for the wonder woman these days.

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Gringabangable

A chick that isn't hot, but you'd fuck.

What do you think of that chick?

Eh, gringabangable.

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