reality tunnel

a myopic system of thoughts laid down by past experience, shaped by parents, culture, society, institutions, conditioning and any other re-imprinting techniques one discovers - to guide the human biosystem through his/her environment.

most people seem to go through their reality tunnel without ever questioning what is outside it and who built it, and what other choices there are as far as models/contructs go.

64👍 6👎

squiggy

1. tired, spacey, beat, burned out, limbs feeling like jello.

2. weird, loony, out of sorts

3. under the influence of opiates, pain killers or benzodiazapenes.

After taking my migraine meds I laid there on the floor all squiggy.

59👍 34👎

owns

To be excellent or superior.

That new video game owns!

194👍 52👎

kicky

The kicking of legs by someone who is grumpy, whiney or uncomfortable. Small children often exhibit this kind of behavior.

If you don't stop with the kicky, I'm gonna break out the body pillow shield!

39👍 29👎

handbag

1. To shove or push someone in the face. Unlike striking.

No punches were thrown, only some handbags.

132👍 39👎

chocolate maintenance

The use of chocolate to detoxify habitual users of heroin or opiate painkillers.

Typical dialog from someone on chocolate maintenance:

"OMG, I am so dopesick.. HAND OVER THAT CADBURY BAR!!"

37👍 19👎

dr. dew

Mixed beverage containing approximately 2/3rds Mountain Dew and 1/3rd Dr. Pepper.

If you're gonna do the dew, consult your doctor! dr. dew.

47👍 7👎