lardvark

An aardvark that enjoys large servings of lard

wow, now that's a lardvark

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Kellmer

An empty boi with a heart of gold. Also known as Snugglebear and Keemer. He is a very talented singer, but is also extremely awkward. He has no soul and makes adequate jokes.

Oh god, there’s Kellmer. HIDE!
HAHA KEEMER IS EMPTY

messterpiece

Something that is such a mess, it’s almost impressive. Something so batshit crazy that it’s beautiful.

“Man, the internet is full of messterpieces these days”

Cult Leader Raphael

A small man that dresses like a magician and brainwashes children with hypnotic music.

All hail Cult Leader Raphael!!!