Arrans Day

Arrans day is a holiday that takes place on the 11th March. It is a very special holiday as it celebrates the most amazing, sexiest, most gorgeous, brainy, genius that even Einstein is second to, on Earth. Arran is just...he's a God amongst men, he is so godly that words do not do such an incredible, superior above all man that ever has existed, does exist and will ever exist. Nobody could compete against Arrans muscle, his beauty, his brain, his mathematical, scientific knowledge is unmatched by all. Arran truly is a blessing to anybody who even hears his name, a true gift to humanity.

Inferior 1: Yo, are you excited about Arrans day?
Inferior 2: What's that?
Inferior 1: How DARE you not know what it is. It is the most incredible holiday to celebrate the most INCREDIBLE God to every exist! *Smacks inferior 1 for his stupidity.*
Inferior 1: OH YEAH! I'm so embarrassed for not knowing that.

Kayoos

Kayoos is a being, a god, who has the fattest cock in all of existence. His cock is so big, it makes an elephant want to kill tislef. His ass is also so fucking juicy it's mad fam, you just wanna hot dog his fine ass. Cumslut

man 1: I was just talking to Kayoos!
Man 2: Kayoos? He's got the fatetst cock ever! i'd love to shove my dick between thoxe cheeks! Greatst fucking femboy ever! god I'd love to gag on those balls!

Rankine

Rankine is above all life forms, even that of Kayoos (Yes i know shocking). Rankine is so tall it's amazing, he has the most rizz out of anybody on earth and has the most amazing booty and thighs. His peen is 15 inches long, rumour has it was he impregnated the Earth and Adam and eve his submissive bitches. Rankine is the most amazing person EVER and is worshipped in Kosovo as he is the sexiest king to rule.

Person 1: Yo did you see that God earlier?
Person 2: You mean Rankine? He's so amazing and sexy
Person 1: I love him so much! His schlong is SO BIG I WANT HIM IN MY BOOTY!!!

rankine

Rankine is an amazing guy with the fattest cock in all of existence. His dick is so thick and girthy and sexy (even more so than kayoos). He is an absolute GOD, nobody is worthy to suck on his cock (even kayoos even though he wants to). His dick is said to have magic properties, HE IS SO SEXY AND AMAZING HE MAKES YOU ORGASM FROM JUST LOOKING AT YOU. IT WILL BE THE BEST ORGASM IN YOUR LIFE, YOU'LLS QUIRT FOR DAYS BECAUSE OF HIS AMAZING COCK AND HANDSOME FACE HE MAKES EVERYBODY WET, GOD I FUCKING LOVE HIM.

Everybody: Yo, why am i so wet?
person: BECAUSE RANKINE IS HERE WITH HIS AMAZING COCK!
Eeverybody: AGH FUCK HE'S MAKING ME SO WET IM CREAMING!!!