ruzky

A risk taker, perhaps too risky.

person 1: I dont care if I havent lifted weights before, Im gonna bench 90kg, without a spotter!
person 2: Why you bein' a ruzky?

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5 year rule

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.

Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!

riaz

a legendary professor, usually with massive glasses and a sqeaky voice

person 1: That some legendary endocrinology professor we got there! So siiick!
person 2: Yeah, he's a riaz

A riaz: ...21 hydroxylase deficiency.

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