SLAYYYY

what bad bitches say when they're feeling themselves

Baddie 1: Omg GUUUUURL guess what!!
Baddie 2: Oh em gee bestie, what's up!
Baddie 1: Just got detention for flipping off a teacher
Baddie 2: SLAYYYYYY
Baddie 1: SLAYYYYY

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Cpr

A song you need to play when someone's dying

Hey Siri, play cpr by cupcakKe

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Soup

What you'll become if you touch my crush

I'm about to eat some soup tonight...

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MaTeRiAl GwOrL

What cool people say

MaTeRiAl GwOrL 😻🤪💋

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Fiona

Fiona is a very lovely and nice girl, but only if you don't provoke her. When she's in an environment with people she doesn't know, she might be a little bit shy. But with her friends, she's the life of the party! Fiona does NOT trust people that easily, so if you are friends with her, you are a very lucky person. She always gets good grades in school, except in one subject. She loves to make sarcastic jokes and she is always there for you whenever you need her.

Person 1: OMG, who is this girl?
Person 2: Oh her? That's Fiona, she's fucking great man!
Person: Wooooow, I wish I were like her...

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