spaghetti junction

Junction 6 of the M6 in north Birmingham. Intersection of the M6, A38(M), A38, and A5127. Most complex junction in UK. Notorious for jams, busiest section of road in Europe.

"Theres a 20 mile tailback from spaghetti..."

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carphone warehouse

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.

Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...

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Butt nugget

Any unwanted chunky debris hanging within the recess of one's butt. Butt nuggets normally require a concentrated effort in order to remove them, such as but no limited to: heavy wiping with toilet paper, or hot water and soap.

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plastic pig

Term for a Reliant Robin, small 3 wheeled car/van made from GRP in Tamworth. Made famous as the transport for del boy in the TV show only fools and horses. Very slow and has a tendency to roll over when cornering. Used as a term of abuse for any slow or crap car. See also metrocab.

Bloke: "Why were you so late?"
Another bloke: "Coz i was stuck behind a plastic pig all the way up the M42

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del boy

Poor, ineffective scam artist or con-man. From the TV sitcom, Only Fools and Horses.

Daves a proper del boy.

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boredom

Posting too many definitions on urbandictionary.com

Oh dear its 4am and i could do with some sleep

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op amp

Operational Amplifier. An entirely fictional device concieved to bring horror to electronics students.

Lecturer: This is how to analyse op-amps...
Class: Sigh

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