shearight

a combination of both shit and alright

type shearight in your phone using t9, its there!

duende

the mexican version of a goblin or gnome, a duende will go into your house and do mischevious things and occasionally steal small infants

dude did you just see that duende just now? i think he took your baby haha

44👍 8👎

BDA

back door action (anal sex)

Did you see that porno? hella BDA!!!

18👍 6👎

backstage pass

receiving oral while your genitals are tucked in and poking out the back.

i didnt want to look at her face so i made her stand behind me and give me a backstage pass.

3👍 10👎

vagoderant

vaginal deoderant

vicky: hey becky, after a jog ive noticed your always so fresh down there.
becky: its cause i always apply vagoderant, here borrow mine.
vicky: thanks!
Becky: apply back to front

polar express

running a train on someone with tom hanks

me and tom hanks ran a polar express on some girl yesterday, she was litterally star struck.

25👍 30👎

trap

a transvestite

mark: dude that chicks hella hot, imma talk to her
paul: look at that bulge! that chicks a trap
mark: nah man imma get it in
paul: you!

38👍 57👎