David

a guy who makes girls lesbian

Person 1- David how’s your girlfriend?
David - Uhh. We split up she told me that she was lesbian.

abomineering

the act of creating an abomination of engineering design, the product of which generally exhibits grotesquely questionable planning and/or functionality. Often these "solutions" are engineered to solve nonexistent problems.

i.e. something that would make macgyver cringe.

check out this Tiddy Bear I just bought to reduce the seatbelt pressure on my sternum!

wow. that is a feat of abomineering.

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