Colton

Colton was an ahole growing up but was nicer to you. He had a barrier around his heart and never really talked about how he felt. Thats changed when u met him. You thought it was all real. But it wasn't. None of it was and hell rip your heart out. He has fluffy hair, brown dull eyes, hes tall, dark olive like skin, and sprinkled freckles. He was funny and cool and he made you happy. Yet sometimes he gave you mixed signals making you feel annoying and obsessive. Deep down, u just loved him. More than anything in the whole wide world. Yall talked about different animes to watch and things like that. He talked about other things that made me heart race. Then, he Began to ghost you and make u feel like the worst person ever, he would block u then unblock u and act like nothing happened and you would let it because you loved him and you still do. You let him controll your mind 24/7 even tho you haven't talked in months he is all you think about anymore. Long story short, Coltons suck. If you find yourself talking to a Colton, leave before you fall inlove because there is no getting out of it.

Sum1: you said u were over Colton

Me: yk that'll never happen

Sum1: u need to get over him, he doesn't love you
Me: yea, ik.

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Mother Mother

Mostly for the mentally ill pintrest users/lgbtq community especially the non binary and bisexuals. If you listen to these mfs pls marry. They're so good and jwbeiwk 😫

Random person: Hey I saw you listen to Mother Mother.. your mentally ill too?
Random 2: uh yea I am 🙄😫💯👆😱🥶🥶🤣 let's be besties

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carrier's fee

When you ask your friend if you can hit their vape, and they say yes, but before passing it to you they take a big hit.

You: "Hey man can I hit that vape?"
Friend with vape: "Yeah bro."
*Friend with vape takes a big hit*
Friend with vape: "Carrier's fee bro."
*Now your friend passes you the vape*