wippy

A croissant filled with sperm and strawberries.

Eat Your wippy and shut the fuck up!

One double wippy with a cappuciono, please.

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meat popsicle,

give male oral in not a nice way to a person or company

"Sprint gave our company a 'meat popsicle' instead of dealing with us fairly"

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hamster

(verb): To walk on a health club's treadmill for a prolonged period in an attempt at losing weight. Less commonly it can refer to running on the treadmill or using an elliptical trainer. In most instances, a treadmill workout qualifies as hamstering if done at such a leisurely pace that one is unlikely to lose much weight or derive significant cardiovascular benefits.

Now that summer's approaching, your typical cardio bunny will hamster away in the gym, in the hope that she'll look good at the beach.

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Dead Monk

The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.

Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.

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Suit-covered anus

A big-shot alpha male, especially one
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.

It was noisy as Hell on the train coming home last night because all the SCA's were babbling about the upcoming football game.

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suit covered anus

A testosterone-dripping alpha male, usually a big shot executive with a monstrously high income, especially one who acts in a condescending and obnoxious manner toward his "inferiors" (i.e. those of us earning less than $250K per year). Frequently abbreviated SCA.

It was noisy as hell on the train last night, all the SCA's were babbling about the football game.

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Betrayed

fucken when ppl hu call themselves ur "friends" wanna be fuckheads and make up shit to chics and other ppl so they dont like ya. ppl like this should have spears thrown into their face by Peter. See GroinKing

"oooo bri, peter said ur a slut even though he didn't say shit and i was the one hu said that"
"oooo dont talk to peter, he's a fag, just forget bout him"

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