twenty porn/seven

Twenty porn/seven decribes someone who is addicted to online porn and surfs it constantly (instead of surfing twenty four/seven they are twenty porn/seven).

My roommate is online twenty porn/seven looking for guys.

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Arkanfuck

An endearing name for the state of Arkansas. Multiple meanings 1) Arkansas is fucked. 2) Where the fuck is Arkansas? 3) Arkansas is in the middle of fucking nowhere.

I'm going to visit the fam in Arkanfuck for the holidays.

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Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent

"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".

Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent".

UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!

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de-boob

When a beauty queen is stripped of her title and must give back her crown and her pageant purchased boobs.

Miss California USA has been de-boobed and now her 1st runner up is the recipient of a pair of slighty used 38Ds.

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dramabook

Dramabook is a social networking site used by drama whores to complain about their lives through constant postings. In the south most of these consist of the words "pray 4 me yawwwwl"

Bubba Sue - OMG dramabook friends ...yawwwwl, I just broke a nail...pray 4 me yawwwwl!!!

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and Spa

"and Spa " is often added by business owners to "class up" their business or make it grander than it is. Usually added to salon, inn and hotel names. Usually "and Spa" translates to "the establishment has running tap water".

I'm going to get my hair done at Shaniqua's Weaves and Spa.

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Dullass

Dullass is the 3rd largest city in Texass after Uston and San AnMexico. Dullass is known for Holy Rollers, Big Hair and killing JFK.

AT&T's headquarters moved from San AnMexico to Dullass.

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