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A natural occurring phenomenon where corn or a loose peanut blocks a sliver tootsie or pee from escaping a penis.
I couldn't pee because of my CORN TIP.
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A fragile noodle of condensed poop accumulated in the urethra of a male from hours of strenuous anal sex. Extraction of a sliver tootsie can be difficult at times when corn or a loose nut block the fecal matter from escaping the penis.
I was banging her in the butt when I ejaculated and nothing came out. After another round of her sucking my cock, there was just a SLIVER TOOTSIE blocking the jizz. Luckily i didn't have Corn Tip.
A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.
No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.
A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."
Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.
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When you find yourself fighting death after colliding head on with a nasty muff.
johns in the hospital.. no, head on mufflision.. i know i can't believe he would get himself in such a jam either.
A Pee pee that can be tucked snug between the two thighs and be completely hidden.
Son, If anyone tries touching your little stub, remember the trick i taught you. The ole JOHN TUCKER never fails.
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A person whom is governed or dictated by his or someone else set of balls.
Why does my scrotum dictate my every decision you ask? Well cause I'm a SCROTALITARIAN you see?