william shakespeare

Wrote plays such as Romeo and Juliet, Julius Ceasar, A midsummer's night dream, Macbeth, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, and the Temptest.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

-- From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)

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gobble

The guttural, chortling sound of a male turkey.

Nice meeting you Ms. Davis. I'll be sure to give you a call if i need someone to gobble on my cob.

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soi sawce

The coolest person alive who wrote a definition for aaron wood

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oiler fan

One who lets blind rage control their thought, and who feels the need to place blame that should be shared by many, onto one.

Even though the whole class was screaming, Mrs. Robinson pulled an Oiler fan and blamed her headache only on Johnnie.

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slob

Short for slobber.

I could tell she'd done this before by the way she was slobbering all over my knob.

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McDonalds

If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. shade@ministryofsound.net. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.

Why are McNuggets always cold?

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bakersfield

city in central california. frankly, it is mierably boring. its a giant field with buildings. yuck.

bakersfield is boring.

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