Fair Weather Fan

A fan of a sports team who only shows support when the team is doing well. During hard times they usually bandwagon other teams. They basically have no real loyalty to the team, but still manage to get better seats than you at the game. Strangely they mysteriously vanish at the first sign of trouble.

Fair weather fan: "OMG what a comeback! That was amazing!"

Regular fan: "How would you know? You left right when Favre threw the pick six in the 2nd and if I recall you didn't even start rooting for Green Bay until 2 weeks ago."

Fair weather fan: "... GO PACK!"

(After the playoff game the fair weather fan immediately became a Pats fan and stowed all Packer memorabilia away.)

Fair Weather Fan's creed:
Last to join, first to leave.

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Je ne sais pas

The secret way to pass French in high school.

Teacher asks some question in French

You "Je ne sais pas"

Teacher "..."

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underachiever

The opposite of:

overachiever
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Someone who is sooo much better than you that it pisses you off.

I hate that fucking overachiever!

by Blah Aug 8, 2003 email it

Yeah so what if all I did was copy and paste the definition of overachiever. I'm a true underachiever.

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