Screech

To emit a high pitched noise at..you guessed it…high velocities. Can sound a bit distorted, especially over the phone. Can also be used as a code word for moaning, I see you dirty minded mufkrs.

I screeched to my friend as a form of greeting, he approved and screeched back.

Bill Standard Time

Bill standard time also known as bst is any time zone that has billworthy individuals residing within it. Anyone who is named bill automatically makes the time zone they live in bill standard time.

John: where exactly is bill standard time?
Bill: anywhere I set my graces

Brian

An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.

Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie

Skidaddling

The lower velocity alternative to skurrying (see skurries). Can be more professional and less intimidating to the witnesses. Much better alternative to walking…which is absolutely atrocious…I still can’t believe humans do that.

I will be skidaddling to my comrade’s house at 2pm bill standard time.

Skurries

An effective movement strategy that requires the stepping of feet at high velocities. Can be used under any circumstance and the speed will vary depending on the cause of action. Nevertheless, it is always a much more proficient alternative than basic human movements like running or jogging…ew.

*skurries to your nearest location and screeches*

Billosopher

A scholar who is approved to teach billosophy. One must become first billworthy and then proceed to additional training to become a billosopher. Billosophers are all wise and intelligent beings.

I just became billworthy and am now starting training to become a billosopher

CRISSING

To aggressively move your hand in a scratching motion. Can be used to signify any emotion. Best used when on FaceTime calls with fellow psychotic relatives or friends who are high on crack.

We made an edit of our mothers CRISSING to the camera.