666

The opposite of 555.

"If you're 555 then I'm 666..." -Slipknot

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anal canal pal

A homosexual partner.

Hi, my name is Bob, and this is my anal canal pal, Mark!

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Mickey D's

This nickname for McDonald's was actually invented by the financial industry to avoid confusion between military contractor McDonnell Douglas (now owned by Boeing) and McDonald's.

McDonald's ticker symbol is "MCD", which can be pronounced "Mickey D's"

My client wants to buy shares of MCD! (pronounced "Mickey D's")

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choad

"It's the *space* *between* your nutsack and your asshole."

You have to say it exactly like that, emphasizing *space* and *between* (and you have to emphasize the words separately).

Q: "What's a Choad?"

A: "It's the *space* *between*..."

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PoonTang Clan

A popular rap group led by frontman Ol' Dirty Beaver.

I just bought the new album by the PoonTang Clan! Ol' Dirty Beaver is an awesome rapper!

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reverse handshake

When somebody sees you sneeze, blow your nose, scratch yourself, or touch something dirty just prior to shaking your hand, and you are forced to use your left hand instead of your right to avoid further embarrassment and grossing the person out.

Dialogue involving a reverse handshake:

1: Hi, 2! (reaches to shake 2's right hand)

2: (quickly sneezes, grabs a tissue to quickly clean his right hand and shakes using his left hand.) Sorry, Hi!

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fauxspace

Insulting term to MySpace. MySpace is owned by Rupert Murdoch, who owns Fox News, which is often called "faux news" by its opponents.

1: I want to set up a Ron Paul page on my Myspace!
2: Forget it! "Fauxspace" is more like it. Rupert Murdoch owns it and is in a conspiracy to shut him down.

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