touchdown

Somebody who has a shit and pukes up at the same time

HAHA!! Look at him! he just had a touchdown!

7👍 47👎

apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.

I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.