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A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.
A dude that's always bitchin and moanin' like a chick on her menses
'Yo, outta no where, dude went straight McMenstrual on me!...so naturally I offered him a hot Chamomile tea, a Tampax and a Midol."
18π 5π
"no, I'm not feelin your cornball ass...you need to finesseyoswagger!"
the highest, hardest level of an erection that can be reached.
Thinking about Jane had me on granite, shortly before passing out from the blood loss from my cerebrum.
13π 2π
orgasmed, ejaculated (usually projectile)
Just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend spreeked all over my teddy bear!
14π 1π
top notch pusssy or dick that'll get you sprung quickfast!
385π 118π
Deepstroking whilst in missionary position, usually with a larger than average penis.
My boyfriend was trying to redecorate my innards with his Mandingo Downstroke.
46π 13π