Running a business according to both local and global considerations.
Think global, act local?... thatΓΒ΄s glocalization to me.
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After the concert she complained the piano was out of tune. I explained that it was a harpsichord, not a piano. She answered: Ahhh... Heavy Mental Music!
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Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.
A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
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Variation of "So fucking what?"
Same use... Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea).
"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking twat?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking twat?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking.... twat???
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The dismal results a man gets from investing a load of money on his wife to better her looks through a nose job, a boob job, and liposuction.
Man, why are you so pissed off with Rodendra?
Look at the stupid cow! I invested full greenbacks on her and what did I get? A stupid hippo! AinΓΒ΄t that recycling fraud?
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A guide to gays who need guidance.
A: "Lou... I am like so much in my skin since I met Peter."
B: "A new crush?"
A: "Nope!... my gay life coach... now I am 100 % out of the wardrobe."
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The only hope for an overweight person who rewards himself with an extra helping of ice cream because he has just purchased a membership in a gym.
Radical measures to be taken when you are incapable of curbing your most destructive appetites.
The only way to get out of the yo-yo dieting loop: starve the beast.
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