trombone

for a woman to rim (lick) your ass, while reaching around and jerking you off

she was on the rag so I asked her to trombone me. Man she can give dizzy Gillespie a run for him money!

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ghetto water

another word for kool-aid

Damn, we ran out of ghetto water!

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Rod Steel

"Rod Steel" is the international phenom that has stolen the hearts of millions...mostly russian women from russianbrides.com. He is trademarked by his pseudo-accessories like glasses, beards and cigarettes.

My hobbies include yachting, polo, international travel and getting it on, just like Rod Steel.

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eddie izzard

1. Comedian that isn't really that funny, so needs a hook (dressing like a rump ranger) in order to draw audiences.

2. One of the only comedians that one could sit through for hours without cracking even the slightest hint of a grin.

After sitting through a full hour set of an Eddie Izzard show...

"Man, I wasted my money. I sat through a full one hour show without even grinning...but did you see the way that he/she was dressed? That made the show so funny! Eddie Izzard is now my favorite comedian, because even though his/her jokes are not edgy or original, he/she sure dresses different! I mean oh my God...he made a joke about candy, that is soooo original...Jammydodgers, that shit is hilarious!"

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Harry Potter Movies

A set of movies that became progressively worse with each installment. Each movie contains some wussy kids that are bordering homosexuality, probably spend most of the day fomping and displaying which way they will probably swing when they finally get enough hair on their balls to know what sex is. So far three movies have come out, and if the next one is any worse than the last, I think I'll demand to be paid for watching it, after I view the movie which will be checked out for free from the local public library.

Gay Guy Getting Boned From Behind: Hey, what movie is playing right now? It is distracting me.

Gay Guy Doing The Boning: Harry Potter, and The Butt Plug of Crapkaban

Gay Guy 1: Wow!!! This is really gay!

Gay Guy 2: Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.

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floppy

a women with big fat tits

sally was on a trampoline her tits were oh so floppy

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northern monkey

Nick name given to a bloke who drives a taxi in knebworth, sleeps for England and moans about debt all day.

FFS is that Northern Monkey not up yet?

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