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Both girls and guys wear nose rings if they have their nose pierced.
If you are wondering which nostril to get pierced to wear a nose ring... read this:
Ettie: Hey Fret! I really want to get my nose pierced!
Fret: So then DO IT, Ettie!
Ettie: But I'm not sure which nostril to pierce..
Fret: You FOOL, Ettie!
Ettie: ..Hey!!
Fret: K i want you to breathe out air from your nose
Ettie: WHY, what are you going to DO to me?
Fret: JUST DO IT ETTIE!
Ettie: OK, OK! *Breathes out air from his nose*
Fret: *Puts hand on Ettie's nose*
Ettie: HEY, why did you just touch my nose, Fret?
Fret: OMFGZ ETTIE, YOU ARE INAUSPICIOUS! AHHHHH YOU ARE EVILLLLLLL EVILLLLLL EVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Ettie: I am so NOT evil Fret, what are you talking about?
Fret: The air you breathed out was released from your RIGHT nostril. Those who release air from their RIGHT nostril are EVIL.
Ettie: Omfgz, you serious?
Fret: YES, I RELEASE AIR FROM MY LEFT NOSTRIL, EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW ALSO RELEASE AIR FROM THEIR LEFT NOSTRILS! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.. AHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVILL EVILLLL MONSTER!
Ettie: *Tear tear*
Fret: *Runs away*
Ettie: WAIT you never told me which nostril i should get pierced...
Fret: YOUR RIGHT NOSTRIL... BECAUSE THATS WHERE YOU RELEASE YOUR AIR FROM... BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL! ..AN EVIL MONSTER!!!!
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CariDee competed to become ANTM in Cycle 7, and she WON! =D
WOOHOO! CariDee is ANTM, I'm so glad Melrose didn't win! =D
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Milk is Hope. Hope for midgets, like myself to grow taller.
milk = calcium
calcium = stronger bones
stronger bones = become taller
become taller = an end to dwarfism! =D
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Degrassi has been the best and most addictive show since the 80s. Many people see Degrassi as something they can relate to. There are a variety of characters, situations, problems, issues, opinions, and important topics addressed in the show. The best part is that Degrassi has the hottest CANADIAN actors! ;) (Daniel Clark, Aubrey Graham, Jake Epstein... ADAMO RUGGIERO <3 !) Oh man! I NEVER want Degrassi to end! I will be SO sad when it does. *tear tear*
Degrassi, It Goes There.
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"It's all about the moose" basically means that it's all about the logo/ brand and NOTHING else. The moose is the logo for Abercrombie. If it weren't for the moose, no one would give a shit. The moose is all that counts.
Girl #1: Hey did you get anything when you went shopping yesterday?
Girl #2: Yeah man, this shirt..
Girl #1: Oh..
Girl #2: Do you think it's ugly or something?
Girl #1: No offense... I don't like it at all.
..............
WAIT! is that a MOOSE i see?
Girl #2: Yeah dude, it's from Abercrombie.
Girl #1: OMG! I love your shirt! It's SO pretty!
Girl #2: Lol, it's ALL about the moose!
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