Putseed

When ur pizza rolls r done

Hey hey hey don’t go in my shed

What

Wait I need to go get my pizza rolls they are putseed
Oh ok

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G00s

The thing you say when your dog is eating your pink wig jeffree star gave to you.

Tati: Hey Jeffree thx for the pink wig

Jeffree: Yes but beware dogs crave my wigs.
Tati: oh no G00s!
Jeffree: damn dogs (creates new eyeshadow palette)

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Pooe

A new subject that is being entered in schools, it’s teaching children about the Kardashians and their history.

Teacher: Hlo students welcome to pooe class today we’re learning about the infamous Khloe Kartrashian.
Neena: um it’s Kardashian.
Teacher: I don’t care now everyone knows that Khloe is not Robert Kardashian’s real daughter right?
Stoodent: Yea duh Kris is not fooling anyone with her lIeS!!!
Neena: actually-
Teacher: SHUT UP NEENA!
Neena: I will eat you and sprinkle your pancreas with salt

And that’s the tEa!1!1!1!!1

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Neena

A person who will eat your pancreas and tell you fortnite is gay. She is also a poet.

Kim: I smell broke don’t you Neena
Neena: yes but this guy won’t give me his pancreas 😤😤😤
Kim: uGh what here have mein
Neena: thancc
Kim: do you have a poem for me

Neena: yes here prepare

“Don’t shidd
If you never fartf

Fartd

Wrf

Wtf”
Neena, 2019

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Dandis

David when he is eating ducks

Apple juice: Hey want to get some ducks
Dandelion: nonno remember how David gets

David: excuse me

Apple juice: oh right he gets dandis

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Qhat

Indians wear this when they are sacrificing a white man to their Indian god, Oppydoopy.

Chief Unchakalaka: Let us sacrifice this white man-
Neena: you forgot our Qhats, Chief.
Chief: ooPs-
Neena: stabs white man anyways and eats his pancreas

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Strios

Expired bread that has a hint of fish in it.

Amanda: Hm, What the heck I have this expired strios in my desk.
Ninea: aye that’s my favorite snacc, with some pancreas on the side-
Amanda: what the flapaclap

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