subliminal message

a way to tell someone to do something without them knowing

subliminal message:

wSaOtUcThHnPaArRuKt!o

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lolzltov

The Jewish twist on saying lol

Man: Hey that man got mashed potatoes on his nuts.
Woman: I gues he's tater nuts now.
Rabbi: lolzltov

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I'd Hit it

the #1 way in the world to get bitchslapped by a woman

Sakura: Naruto, do I look hot or what?
Naruto: I'd hit it.
(Sakura punches Naruto)
Tsunade: I taught her everything I know.

from Konoha Park 2

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oy

something to say to get attention when everyone is talking over you

Students: Why does mrs nash go oy whenever she calls us?

Mrs. Nash: OY!
Students: yes miss?

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tater nuts

What you call a guy when he have mashed potatoes fall on his nuts. Derived from an episode of That 70's Show.

Hyde: Let's ask Tater Nuts.
Kelso: Don't call me that!

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estoy disparando mi lazer

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*

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hamburger phone

A way to put a phone in a human body.

Peter: Hey Quagmire! I ate this hamburger phone from a pregnant girl, and my gut started ringing. you called and begged her not to sue you for child rape.

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