sluglationship

a relationship that a slug at west point might be in. 3 out of 5 of the following criteria must be met to qualify for this term:

1.He probably has been going out with this girl since high school
2. They've (probably) never fucked, or if they have, not very well.
3. She's fat.
4. aforementioned slug acts like he's hot shit due to said relationship
5. at least one of the two are from texas.

Why's Texas so happy today?
Oh, he just reaffirmed his sluglationship

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slugpensation

an activity certain slugs at west point engage in to compensate for their horrible slugness.
such activities include, but are not limited to:

1. planning to "work out" for marathons, but giving up halfway (typical)
2. mocking other slugs who they perceive to be less physically fit than they are. (a fallacy: nothing is less than zero)
3. hell freezes over, and s/he sets foot in a gym (usually starts happening 3-4 weeks before t-giving/spring break)

"What the hell is Texas doing over there?"
"I'm not sure that does anything.."
"Typical slugpensation"
"word"

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slug-outfit

the bad fashion sense most slugs at west point seem to suffer from.

typically, cowboy boots, super baggy jeans (to hide the fat ass), giant-ass belt buckle, t-shirt, and baseball cap with giganto-long brim.
they go to school 1 hour from new york city, the fashion capital of the world. they have no excuse.

what the fuck is Texas wearing?
Sweet slug-outfit!

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