Pflumff

Onomatopoeia for someone or something moving with extremely low energy or collapsing.

Look at that guy just pflumffing around.

Are you just going to pflumff around all day?

Scribblydobble

The red balloon thing that lizards expand and contract on their neck as part of a mating signal (I guess).

That lizard has a bright red scribblydobble. How impressive.

Shoobriness

The warm feeling you experience when sitting in a seat that somebody else just sat in.

Thanks for letting me sit. It’s so cold. I’m just going to enjoy the shoobriness for a few moments.

Pfaff

To waste time or procrastinate. Used primarily when you’re trying to go somewhere and you’re waiting for someone else who is dithering about.

Alternative spelling: “faff”

Stop pfaffing around. We’re trying to go out.

Scrawp

To drag one’s body across the floor. Especially to drag one’s rear end across the floor, like a dog. Also can apply to other kinds of floor movement involving friction.

My dog keeps scrawping his butt across the grass. I think he has worms.

Will you kids stop scrawping around. I think you have worms.

Blum

A sheep

Look at the blums. They must be cold tonight.

Coproaches

Cops, but specifically when ten cop cars surround someone for a speeding violation or a malfunctioning tail light. Some cop cars even look like cockroaches.

Look... an infestation of coproaches. When there’s one, there’s a hundred.