droid

from "android"

- a robot

"In year 2041, scientist will be able to make commercial DROIDS that people will purchase to do house-chores for them and to wipe their ass after they poop"

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mf

"My Friend"

"mf" is used on the net, especially in multi-player game rooms, as a mode of addressing someone - even though you never talked to that person ever before.

-"Hey mf, wanna play one?"

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'ga

short for nigger (nigga)

-Yo wassup.
-Wassup 'ga !

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Bud

short for "Budweiser"

Budweiser is the most popular cheap American beer.

to police officer after he pulls you over for driving like a maniac: "I cant be drunk... i only had 1 Bud"

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fingers

"three fingers" (3 fingers) :

Term used to describe the action of pressing the ALT-CTRL-DEL keys, all at same time, on a computer keyboard, in order to get to the screen where you can shutdown programs that stop responding.

PC Novice: "How do i terminate this program?"
Tech Support Guy: "Do a '3 fingers', select it from the list, and click "end""

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