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McGee

an english teacher who fails 80 percent of his students and if you are late to a quiz or test you automatically get a fucking zero and to make up work you have to give in a note but we all know that we that we write fake ass absence notes

Kol: walks in late
McGee: u missed the quiz thats a zero

Kol: Can I make it up sir?
McGee: you were late so theres no excuse. Your lateness is killing your grades
McGee (To everyone): I always tell you guys, your lateness is killing your grades

by sluncky June 11, 2019

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Mrs. Orozco

a retired dean who always yells at kids at lunch because she has nothing better to do. she is probably stressed about how she has like 20 kids and how she couldnt attend being a dean anymore because she got pregnant again and so ms lewis has to take over. her pussy probably is so stinky and stretched out from having too many fucking kids

Mrs. Orozco: hey ima go fuck again and have another kid cuz why not lol

by sluncky June 12, 2019


Paul Sforza

A great singer for a global teacher. fav song: Eternity by paul sforza. Screams at kol almost everyday and kicks him out of the class very aggressively. shane acts gay in his class

Kol: *Makes hawk noises*
Paul Sforza: KOL, SHANE, MARVIN, JUSTIN, AND ANDREW GET OUT! STUPID STUDENTS, NEVER COME BACK TO MY CLASS. TEACH YOURSELVES HISTORY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!

by sluncky June 11, 2019


Jemiolo

a virgin that gives out warnings for no fucking reason. has sweaty fucking armpits. gives out labs almost everyday and expects students to finish it at the end of the period.

Student: Oh shit
Jemiolo: SHIT?!?!?!? S-H-I-T! THAT'S FOUR POINTS OFF YOUR LAB THAT'S A WARNING

by sluncky June 11, 2019