I have to go color

1. The ultimate lame ass excuse when someone asks you to do something. Originally used by a child.

2. A good excuse to use to totally confuse your boss.

Boss: "Jim, get to work on the Johnson account immediately"
Jim (while leaving the room): "I would but I have to go color."

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state job

Synonymous with dying in a really embarrassing way, such as accidentally choking yourself with your belt while masturbating, or impaling yourself on a broomstick during homosexual shenanigans. Only worse.

Guy 1:"Whatever happened to that crackhead Jim?"
Guy 2:"I heard he got a state job."
Guy 1:"Oh man, that's too bad."

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eye tat is golden

Something that is completely superior to anything else in the same class, genre, or universe. A quote from a truly "gifted" poster on a message board describing the videogame "Goldeneye".

"Goldeneye is an eye tat is golden".

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coo coo

A secret call used to signal males when female nudity is present. Usually one male will give the secret call when another male is engaged in another activity and missing the aforementioned nudity. It is to resemble the call of a bird.

I was reading my magazine when all of a sudden I heard my brother going "coo coo"; I whipped my head up to see some fine ass hooters shaking on television.

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geek code

A vow of celibacy sworn by two or more male social outcasts.

Dammit Poindexter, I can't believe you had sex! You broke the geek code!

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dirty gutter slut

1. A promiscuous woman with questionable hygiene habits.
2. A task that proves to be excessively difficult.

1. "John slept with that dirty gutter slut last night."
2. "I'm trying to replace the transmission, but it's being a dirty gutter slut."

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M'Kay!

It's used on the popular television show South Park by Mr. Mackey (not Garrison) in place of certain obscenities.

"Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say, So just use the word m'kay!" - Mr. Mackey

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