Hooker Hikers

extremely high heeled women's shoes

Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!

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pig in a blanket

undercover cop

I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.

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Porch Builder

a large stem found in a bag of marijuana

This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!

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