xillorian

Roman term for the dude that washed the gladiator's jockstraps.

"Did that xillorian wash the pungent smell from my jock yet?"

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lage

Noun: marijuana, weed, grass

Verb: (To Lage) the act of smoking marijuana. The opposite of rage.

Adj/Adv: (Laged) the state of mind of being stoned

noun: Let's go smoke some lage.

verb: I laged earlier and am so hungry right now. I don't want to rage, I want to lage!

adj./adv.: That laged idiot forgot he had a pot of boiling water on the stove.

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HTML monkey

Someone who does the content maintenance for a web site that could technically be performed by a monkey with a typewriter -- the HTML work nobody wants to do, usually entry-level, dues-paying work in the web world.

But... Joe's the HTML Monkey! If you lay him off, who's going to do the content updates? None of the developers want to do it, it's beneath them!

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Choot

From where U came out

Choot phati, khoon nikla, Main choda tu nikla.....
Pussy tore, blood came I fucked U came

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Last mile

1. the circuit between your house and the telco, typically the biggest problem in getting a quality connection to the Internet.
2. the final leg of any journey
3. the final delivery mechanism for anything

this portal solution is the 'last mile' between our company's data and its employees

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Irish Car Bomb

A potent mixed drink, usually part of a late night drinking session at dive bars or pubs between a young man and his friends, often consumed as a statement of solidarity. Drink is made as follows:

1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream
2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Jameson Irish Whiskey (or your other favorite Irish whiskey). The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Use a spoon to poor the whiskey over the Bailey's if necessary.
3. Light the whiskey on fire and drop into a half-pint of Guinness stout!
4. Slam the glass down after drinking mixture in one full gulp!

Yelled: Barkeep! Irish Car Bombs for my lads!

Bartender: What'll you have?
Patron: Irish Car Bombs for me and my lads if you please!

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heiny

A Heineken beer

Yo! Toss me another Heiny!

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