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Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?
Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!
Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.
Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!
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A middle/high/college school girl between the age of 12-21. She always has an unnecessary oversized sweatshirt. Most of the time she is seen wearing a kanken bag and she carries a Hydro flask. She can be super nice or be a wannabe popular girl.
Me: Yo, what's with Vanessa always wearing an oversized sweatshirt and carrying around a Hydro flask and a kanken bag?
Friend: She's a VSCO girl, idiot!
The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.
Yo, I went to Miami last weekend! It fucking sucked!