Cockney Wanker

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

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inflammable

things you can light on fire for fun when your high.

the cats tail is very inflammable

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Wembrey

1) Totally and completely FREAKIN awesome.
2) Those who kick ass and take names. Don't mess with them.

"Man, we should hang out with those Wembrey's more often. They make me want to be a cooler person!"
"Yeah, just don't get on their bad side, though; they're GENIUSES."

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Best C

The most freakin awesome hall in any college. WE RULE!!

One word: lounges!! Besides, just look at its name!!!

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I don't know

A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.

"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"

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Peter Frampton

A very talented musician, but every time I hear him on the radio I end up getting stuck in traffic and screaming: "Dammmnnnn youuu Peteeerrr Frammptoonnnnnnn!!!"

"Dude, his guitar is talkin man."

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code 1

Run

Crap! The oven's on fire! Code 1!

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