loftus

A beautiful place located in the shire. It is also the center of the universe and has an abnormally high elevation. People are friendly, offten lending fellow loftus dwellers favours without a second thought. The bushland is in pristine condition, providing a spectacular view for onlookers and bushwalkers alike.

1) Man, just passing through loftus was awesome!!! I wished i lived there!
2) Loftus is so high up, i can see tasmania from here!
3) Wow we're in the centre of the universe- we're in loftus!

41👍 36👎

unload

To urinate. The term is regularly used in contexts when there's no toilet in sight.

Stop the car. I've had too much to drink and now I have to unload.

29👍 26👎

kex

Trousers (in Scouse/Liverpool dialect).

Fuckinell, I shat my kex in terror when I saw the dinosaur coming towards me.

50👍 8👎