gone pear-shaped

When the majority of things appear to be negative. Like the shape of a pear, the majority is at the bottom (bad) and little is at the top (good).

I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and I just got evicted. Life has just gone pear-shaped.

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GBJ

Gothic Blowjob

I'd sure like a GBJ from her.

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value added

Something added in addition to a product to make it appear better value for money.

Windows 98 had many value added utilities on its CD in the VALUEADD directory.

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ping me

Typically said on IRC when someone wants to find out how fast their internet response is. People reading this should then PING the person requesting.

<luser> Arg! my network sucks this morning.
<luser> ping me
/ctcp luser ping
luser PING reply: 84 secs

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AuthZ

Computer term abbreviation for Authorization. See also AuthN

The mod_auth project provides authn and authz modules for the apache httpd.

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opportunistic

One who takes advantages of whatever opportunites confront them.

My brother is really opportunistic. He's only 25 and already the CEO of an international company.

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web enabled

A label given to something which has the ability to access the World Wide Web.

My new mobile is web enabled.

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