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Two Seconds

The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.

Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.

Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?

by suecra13 November 9, 2011

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Chibi Chaser

A person, usually a guy, who's usually large themselves, and tends to be attracted to very small petite person of the other sex.

-Did you see Eric? He was talking to Sharon today. :D
-Really? She's like half his height....and a 4th his weight...
-I know right? He's really a Chibi Chaser.

by suecra13 September 14, 2009


It ain't none.

A one phrase statement used by some teenagers to end arguments they don't feel like dealing with anymore. Usually used when losing an argument, or arguing with children.

Mark: I'm sure it was Eddie Murphy in Going to America.
Rod: No, that was will smith.
Mark: I just watched it yesterday, I'm sure that was Eddie Murphy.
Rod: No, you're mistaken, it was WILL SMITH.
Mark: I TOOK AN FFING SCREENSHOT YOU DOUCHE, IT WAS EDDIE MURPHY! *Shows Screen shot*
Rod. IT AIN'T NONE. >:(

by suecra13 October 19, 2009

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The H.N.L.

The acronym of the phrase "A WHOLE ANOTHER LEVEL" spoken in a grammatically incorrect manner, such as " wHOE NUVHA LEVA", with the "W" being silent. Origionally started on M.A.D. TV.

Annoying guy: HAY YO, BRENDAN FRAIZER!
Brendan Fraser: Hello, I guess you are a fan of my movies.
Annoying guy: MAN, U WAS IN DAT MOVIE MAN, WITH....UM.....UM.......DEM MUMMIZ, AND U WAS SO COO MAN, WITH THE GUNZ, AND THROWIN THAT CHAIR MAN.
Brendan Fraser: ..........Thank you?
Annoying guy: MAAAAN, YOU TOOK CHAIR THROWIN TO A wHOE, NUVHA LEVA........The H.N.L., MY BRUTA, DA H.N.L.
Brendan Fraser:...............What?

by suecra13 November 5, 2009


Never-Ended Scores

A song that is always skipped over after listening to it halfway.

Man, I dunno how she got Soulja boy on my mp3, but I'm not too upset about it. They'll just end up being Never-Ended Scores.

by suecra13 August 16, 2009