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An extremely sexy petite girl...smaller version of a ''Machine''
Oh dude i was outside that all girls school the other day and there were some wicked little gadgets about.
71π 40π
An extremely attractive member of the opposite sex.
Oh dude, i'd love to ride that machine
93π 74π
An extremely attractive member of the opposite sex.
Oh dude, i'd love to ride that machine
115π 101π
Fart gas traps that hover around for a while - sometimes have an eerie green glow if it is really potent
Me: When I go shopping i like to leave stinkers around for people to walk into
Dave: Thats disgusting
105π 42π
The sound/motion a semi erect penis makes when released from jeans
I popped my slippers on, unbuttoned my jeans and then came the flump
60π 40π
The sound you make when you vomit alphabetti spaghetti
Jon ''I think i ate that too quickly''
Jane ''That was not a good idea''
Jon '' Oh no, oh god, oh no...zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba''
1730π 343π
Removing yourself from facebook. Like a suicide, only online
Jim: how come boris isn't on facebook any more?
Rupert: Think it was a sad case of facebookicide
39π 9π