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The sound a Swedish poop makes hitting the bowl.
Jesus Frida, I heard that Flüunk from out in the sauna.
When you lose a small vibrator inside yourself and have to go rummaging to get it out.
jeez I almost had to call the doctor to find my silver bullet last night. All good with a bit of rummaging though.
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The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.
Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.
When your kid hears you having sex and comes to investigate only to stand frozen in the hall like a statue.
you: OMG Timmy's in the hallway and has seen us!
me: It's ok, he's just playing fuckstatues. Carry on.
Using your apple device on vibrate on or in your genitals.
you: whatcha get up to last night sharon?
sharon: ifud.
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